A day as a pornographer...

• 15:33 Oh shit I made a booboo/accident last night that I could likely be killed for. I hope I fixed it in time... #
• 19:53 Fucking shoot me. Ok thanks. #
• 21:11 I need to take the time to fill out my new facebook profile. Fucking facebook... Deleting me... ping.fm/EIQGT #
• 21:48 I wish I could just get drunk tonight and not think about my life but I can't... I have a show in 13 minutes. #
• 22:03 Haha! I was watching SuperBad but I have to stop and get naked... YAY! Come play! ping.fm/fnpCj #
• 23:03 I'm on free cam right now hanging out! You should come cheer me up... I had a shit-tastic day. ping.fm/lpXdO #
• 00:22 I didn't stay in chat long tonight but I'll be back on tomorrow and I hope to see you guys then! I'm not feeling very emotionally awesome. #
• 01:06 I'm watching "SuperBad". I DVRed it earlier. This is fucking hilarious. I wonder if cops get this drunk while on duty. #
• 01:50 Hahaha! "SuperBad" was hilarious! I can't wait to see the unrated version that Danny sent me! #
• 02:23 I'm to bed here in a minute but just a reminder, my old facebook was deleted so you gotta add my new one! bit.ly/dC4ULS :) #
• 02:56 My last "tweet" that had my facebook addy had a bad link... Does this one work? ping.fm/OqaCH #
• 02:59 Did you know my birthday is coming up in 17 days! Well it's true! Yay! ping.fm/wxnNw #
• 03:05 It's bed time for this homie. I'm flipping tired & emotionally worn down to threads. Here's to next week being %210 better than the last 2! #
• 03:17 Spider Pig Spider Pig! Does whatever a spider pig does! can he swing from a web? No he can't He's a pig! Lookout! Here comes the spider pig! #
• 03:23 You may have an apparently sound plan that should make you mor... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 04:35 By the way dudes I didn't make it into the second round in the "Miss FreeOnes" contest but I really sincerely appreciate you for voting! #

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