A day as a pornographer...

• 14:04 I just stumbled out of bed after somehow sleeping through my alarm going off for 2 straight hours. That is the picture of "class"! #
• 15:03 I'm actually sore from eating healthier for the last few days. That's fucking pitiful. Well just MAYBE I got more physical activity as well? #
• 15:53 I flipping LOVE pasties! Especially on super pretty girls. I'm sure you agree... ping.fm/SAnXQ #
• 16:40 OMG! I was just enjoying a members show on my site and this bitch started dropping the "N word" like it was nothing! I don't support that. #
• 16:44 I'm disgusted now . I'm going to go pick up the house, watch "Charmed", run on the elliptical and cool the fuck down. #
• 18:41 The talented burlesque diva "Saki Tsunami" will be performing a SPECIAL V-Day performance at the Club Royale on Feb. 13th! Show starts @8pm! #
• 19:08 I just got the most fucking AMAZING marketing idea EVER. NEW PROJECT... say WHAT!!?! #
• 19:35 Check out my girl @arielrebel on G4TV as the TOP WEB STAR of Montreal! You go girl! ping.fm/T8qhC #
• 22:04 Come see me in tonight's Strip Tease Show featuring UndressJess the Super Bowl Cheerleader! Rah! Rah! ping.fm/ud vGX #
• 23:35 Computers hate me today. Someone punch me in the face. #
• 23:42 I totally, really, seriously need a fucking alcoholic beverage. It recharges my brain. I swear. #
• 23:58 Is anyone going out tonight, or am I on my own with this? Actually leaving the house is starting to sound like a hell of a lot of work. #
• 00:26 Haha! I just randomly found my glove hanging off of a tree down the street while out walking my dog. I have no idea how long it was there! #
• 00:39 This is the most appropriate song for this moment in my life... ♫ blip.fm/~kdv8y #
• 03:13 The Hammerheads bathroom just totally grossed me out! Stanky skank juice... SAY WHAT!???!? #
• 03:35 I just stuffed myself with "Garden Of Eatin'" guacamole tortilla chips. It ruled. Time to walk the dog! #
• 04:01 I love it when the rain falls in my face. I could stay out in it all damned night. ♫ blip.fm/~kdxle #
• 04:11 I'm in this kind of mood. It's true. I'm lonely. And I'll never have anyone to share my nights with. Becau... ♫ blip.fm/~kdxw1 #
• 04:1 4 This is probably my favorite song ever. ♫ blip.fm/~kdy0i #
• 04:18 I'm listening to Ok Computer & overdosing on Lortabs and Melatonin. Not really. I'm only a tiny bit poisoned. It'd hard to sleep these days. #
• 04:20 Check out this fucking amazing song I am making a shakinit video too tomorrow! ping.fm/arTVi #
• 04:23 Your traditional ruling planet Saturn is a bit out of whack to... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 04:33 This song has seriously always made me want to kill myself ever since y ou played it for me that one time when ... ♫ blip.fm/~kdyj1 #
• 04:43 Fond, but not in love. ♫ blip.fm/~kdyu3 #
• 04:51 How is the world not this fucking depressed %100 of the time? I don't really get it. #

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