A day as a pornographer...

• 12:53 I just got home. I had such a fun time last night! It was totally the shit! #
• 12:57 I totally smashed my face last night! My lip is busted! Good times. #
• 13:01 Ahhhhhhh! Facebook is jammed! Damn it! #
• 13:06 Going back to bed... Nighty! ;) #
• 19:27 Just woke up. I had dreams about alien vampires that took over the world in 2016. They had weird shaped penises & I was their sex slave! #
• 19:45 It's so refreshing how people can change! Don't you agree? #< /li>
• 19:51 Everyone mark your calenders for Feb 13th! Saki Tsunami is performing at the LAST "Gathering" which is being held at the Club Royale @8pm! #
• 20:28 Make sure you add my NEWEST profile on facebook to your buddy list! My old one was deleted:( ping.fm/GbWIc Tell your friends! RT! #
• 20:51 Homies/members of undressjess.com please read my latest members only blog post! It just went up! Thanks guys! ping.fm/SLLJM :) #
• 23:38 I just watched The Doom Generation with Jay and now I am getting all sleepy. I have a fucking physical tomorrow at 9:30 AM. What the shit... #
• 23:52 I can't wait until I am off these stupid blood thinners so I can try to learn how to skate & get knocked around w/ Megan in the Roller Derby #
• 01:41 I'm gonna try to defrag my laptop while I sleep tonight. Hopefully it won't freeze up like it has been doing every night for the last week. #
• 01:55 I have the best cat in the universe sleeping on my lap and keeping me warm. I'm heading to bed now myself... ping.fm/lr4XW #
• 02:19 I think I am missing out on like the party of the century going on upstairs. Fucking stupid insanely early ass appointment in the morning! #
• 02:30 Melatonin is kicking in... Nighty home slices! :) #
• 02:37 My birthday is in ten days! I'm finally officially going to be an adult! ping.fm/86yLh ;) Send me goodies! #
• 03:26 You may take pride in your ability to remain emotionally detac... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #

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