A day as a pornographer...

• 08:27 This sucks so bad. I cannot believe I am actually awake. Fucking shoot me now. #
• 09:03 Bah! I can't believe I have to go to this retarded ass physical on a Sunday morning. What is a physical anyways? It better NOT suck... #
• 11:55 I'm totally grossed out. My grandma just said the words "rub your clit" when referring to what I do. She's mad that isn't all I do. Ahhhh! #
• 13:04 I think I need me a little nap, but only a short one! Then I have some editing of some smut to do! Weeee! #
• 13:10 Leslie just dedicated this sexy ass song to me. Be jealous... ping.fm/Sv6K X #
• 13:40 What site is the cheapest and easiest to use to buy plane tickets online? I haven't bought my own in like FOREVER! #
• 16:55 I just woke up again... More dreams of giants taking me hostage and making me their sex slave. It's that time of the month and all... #
• 17:04 I really need to finally color my hair tonight. My roots are driving me insane! #
• 17:07 What are you doing for your Sat. night? You should go see Saki Tsunami & Noonie Moonshine perform at the last "Gathering"! 8pm@Club Royale! #
• 19:55 I fucking hate my forehead. I need bangs in my old age... Angelia? Hair cut? Me needs!!1! #
• 20:51 Time to rinse my fabulous hair color! I hope I don't get it all over my fancy shower curtain though, I never seem to be able to avoid that! #
• 21:35 Damn it! I fucking screwed up my schedule and missed my member's show tonight! It was supposed to be at 9pm NOT 10pm. *Slaps forehead* :( #
• 21:40 I'm so fucking pissed off at myself now. At least my hair color turned out nice but otherwise... FUCK! I fucking suck! :( #
• 21:44 I'm totally bummed now & the schedule is full so I can't reset my time. I had this cool outfit picked out & everything! ping.fm/bphX9 #
• 21:51 Do you think this outfit would still be cool to wear in tomorrows show even though the game day is over? ping.fm/VUUQP #
• 22:11 I'm restarting the rude spy cams and I have received word that the Housecamz will be working again by tomorrow! YAY! #
• 22:28 Ahhh! These left over pancakes from IHOP are too sweet! They are making me want salty cheese instead so I am giving them to my dog... #
• 23:09 I'm eating dolmas with cock sauce and parmesan cheese and watching an episode of "Charmed". The video editing will be continued in a bit! #
• 01:34 God I have some serious cramps. I don't think I could personally handle having two vah jingas! ping.fm/o8jrF #
• 01:49 Peep my new shakinit video featuring shorts from @twerkgirldotcom :) undressjess.shakinit.com/ #
• 02:21 My birthday is in 9 short days! Are you excited? ping.fm/JRIhR #
• 03:28 The Moon's square to your key planet U ranus can turn your soci... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 03:47 I'm back up. I can't fucking ever sleep at the appropriate times. When is this going to end? #
• 04:53 Add Saki Tsunami's profile to your facebook friends list! www.facebook.com/home.php#!/profile.php?ref=profile&id=100000725724294 #
• 05:02 Has my ding dong melatonin kicked in yet? I feel like I am accomplishing WAY too much for it being 5am in the morning... #

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