A day as a pornographer...

• 16:43 I just woke up. I hate how I keep sleeping this late to compensate for my insomnia. It's a viscous cycle! #
• 16:48 Yay! My grandma fixed it so I can get text messages on my phone! Though I dunno how awesome this will actually pan out to be.... #
• 17:05 This song was streaming throughout my dream last night about zombies taking over the world. It was pretty muc... ♫ blip.fm/~klpne #
• 17:14 Thanks Bruce... You started this! ♫ blip.fm/~klq7g #
• 17:25 I had a dream last night that Kevin Alvey was sleeping with my mom. What the fuck is that all about? #
• 17:26 I'm thinking if I cancel my cable that I will have more productive hours in the day. But I'm addicted like the dickens! #
• 18:29 I cannot fucking believe this. The facebook profile I created for "Saki Tsunami" less than 12 hrs ago has already been disabled for NOTHING. #
• 20:59 I'm about to go LIVE in my post game day garb! Come check it out! I also colored my hair so it looks nice:) ping.fm/ixQqN #
• 22:15 I'm fucking bummed out dude. Facebook fucking hates me. ♫ blip.fm/~kmadb #
• 22:17 I'm taking a few private shows up until 11pm CST! I need to make up for all that $$$ I spent on trip planning! ping.fm/vlvH2 #
• 23:14 Check out this awesome article about the coolest pants in the world! Pajama Jeans! ping.fm/HTeiX #
• 23:28 At least I only worked on the "Saki Tsunami" facebook profile a day I guess and not like a month before it was deleted. Bright side? #
• 23:55 I just sent my first text EVER! OMG it's like it's 2010 or something? #
• 00:04 I'd like to get a drink. Is anyone down for this? I had a shittastic day! :( #
• 00:12 It's probably not a good idea for me to go get wasted after having a bad day as that usually inspires me to drink WAY too much. #
• 00:59 I used to love the snow... before I got a huge ass dog that I have to walk out in it. #
• 01:15 I want to go to the bar so bad but I am concerned they are gonna close up super early because of the snow. Maybe I should call? #
• 01:58 I went down to the bar. Both were closing. 4 People asked if I needed rides home. I said no. ...Walk of depression and shame. #
• 02:50 Cool my zune is totally not working now. When it stopped earlier it just was broken I guess. Cool. I had an awesome day. #
• 03:23 Time for bed! Tomorrow is gonna be tons and tons better than today. Today was just um BLAH. I'll finish this video I'm editing tomorrow! #
• 03:34 Sometimes your fantasies are like scenes out of a science fict... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 05:03 I've been lying in bed for two whole hours now trying to pretend I'm asleep in the hopes I'd trick myself. Needless to say, it didn't work. #
• 05:41 My birthday is in only 8 whole days! Make it a pretty one! ping.fm/e7YTi ;) #

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