A day as a pornographer...

• 09:31 I need to stop complaining. Stop wishing. Stop worrying. Stop slacking... and make the effort to change and BE BETTER. (Starting NOW.) #
• 10:17 Just joined ping.fm/lprA8 :) Are you on there as well? Add me! ping.fm/rRofD #
• 10:52 Words to live by... ♫ blip.fm/~kpgm1 #
• 11:04 Who's coming to see the world famous Saki Tsunami perform at Club Royale on THIS Saturday the 13th at 8pm? It's you isn't it?!? ;) #
• 12:05 My birthday is coming in only 7 days! You can send me gifts from my wishlist here: ping.fm/h8inM #
• 13:09 I just spilled my awesome huge organic smoothie all over my (already) dirty ass rug. Great... More work and a waste! #
• 13:18 I just got Food INC and the complete series of Six Feet Under (in the mail) off of my wishlist for my birthday! ping.fm/GLQ7r #
• 13:43 Hahaha! I told my grandma that she smells like fried chicken. She said... And I quote, "It's my new perfume!" #
• 13:58 Ha ha! I can tweet from my phone now! Yay! #
• 15:19 My grandma won't hurry up and take me back home and i have to pee so damn bad! #
• 15:37 I made it home without peeing my pants... Thank bah-jeebus! Now I am getting ready to leave with Jay for his b-day! #
• 17:47 Can someone call my fucking phone so I can find it before it completely dies and I won't be able to find it for like a year? #
• 17:58 My phone is found and charging! Thanks guys! ;) #
• 18:21 Guys, I really need a new Zune for my birthday or my brain might explode! ping.fm/htSjU Ack! #
• 18:26 The Drop Dead Darlings are doing a performance to this awesome song at their perfor mance on March 13th @ Bullo... ♫ blip.fm/~kqesg #
• 21:17 I'm taking private shows until 10pm CST tonight! Come chill with a bitch! ping.fm/6x96U :) #
• 21:17 Even if you don't wanna get a paid show and just wanna chat with me on cam until I go private you should come hang! ping.fm/7x0Vw #
• 00:33 If you are wondering WHERE I am on my spy cams I'm upstairs at Bailey's house playing scattergories! #
• 01:56 See me live on CamTweet right now! camtweet.com/s/540c45d #
• 03:17 I'm drunk and broadcasting for free! Wanna hang!? You can sign in w/ FB or myspace! ping.fm/T2bGn #
• 03:28 I dunno where the hell Jay went but I wish he'd just come home! #
• 03:36 Your innate intelligence comes in handy today as the Moon alig... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 03:44 I might as well face the face that he's not coming home. :( #
• 03:53 Boo! I'm sad now! I hope he doesn't leave me on my birthday night next week like he left me for his! ping. fm/cjsZX #
• 04:53 Not what I wanted. Not what I was looking for. "Least resistance"... my fucking ass. #
• 05:11 It's your favorite song! ping.fm/pnx3m #

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