A day as a pornographer...

• 15:26 Jesus I had the hardest time waking up today! My alarm has been firing off for 4 and a half hours! #
• 15:27 I don't think you're supposed to take melatonin with effexor... Am I right? I think it makes you sleep like a zombie for way TOO LONG. #
• 15:31 Everyone go wish @jonmack332 a happy 19th birthday! Do it NOW! :D #
• 15:36 Q:Have you ever jerk a guy with your panties? A:No but my ex stole a pair for that exact rea... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/202540821 #
• 15:39 Facebook just hasn't been working worth a damn lately. Has it been fucking up for you too? #
• 15:44 I woke up with this song stuck in my head. I had no idea what it was or even where I heard it. I had to look... ♫ blip.fm/~ldlza #
• 16:10 Is there anyway to save a flash e-card? I want to save this awesome one my mom sent me for my birthday! #
• 16:14 Q:Do you want sex on the beach? A:No. I'd probably get sand up my crack and that would cause... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/202740052 #
• 16:16 I'm making some yum-yum stuff for breakfast and then I have to get to work on my to-do list! I hope I can get all this done before tonight! #
• 17:46 Members of UndressJess.com go peep the new blog post that just went up! ping.fm/8UH9s #
• 18:24 I need a flipping copy of photoshop NOW or I won't be able to get my work done today and make my update icons or ANYTHING! Grrrr... #
• 18:39 See my HOT new premium movie I just uploaded: www.rude.com/UndressJess?myflix #
• 18:47 The Valentine's Day "Sex Tape" is now LIVE on undressjess.com for viewing! Enjoy my brotha! ;) ping.fm/gHNIe #
• 18:53 The V alentine's Day "Sex Tape" is now available for individual download in my clip store! Check it out! ping.fm/AwobJ #
• 19:01 WTF? Firefox just crashed while I was typing something important. That always freaking happens to me. #
• 20:07 Q:What's your most reliable go-to always-gets-you-wet fantasy?... A:Spankings. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204081430 #
• 20:07 Q:Do you like to spit or swallow and why? A:I swallow if I'm in love! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204084200 #
• 20:08 Q:I am a student with tons of loans to pay. ... A:You could do some design work for me in ex... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204091392 #
• 20:09 I just uploaded an exclusive HOT movie to RUDE: www.rude.com/UndressJess?myflix #
• 20:09 Q:What movie and song cheers you up? A:That song "Don't Worry, Be Happy". Um but as for mov... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204096457 #
• 20:09 Q:where's your favorite place to get licked? A:My vagina... DUH. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204098266 #
• 20:22 Q:Would you mind if a guy started masterbati... A:If it was someone I was dating I wouldn't ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204179005 #
• 20:23 Q:what is the wierdest object you have used to masterbate??... A:A tampon... I'm serious. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204185167 #
• 21:20 Q:what is your favorite hair color on you?? A:Blue, Blonde and Red in that order. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204410267 #
• 21:22 Q:will you rate my dickif i send you a picture ??... A:Sorry no. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/204419670 #
• 21:24 I love my dog more than people. #
• 00:37 Haha! I have to wait 15 minutes before I walk over to my friends house so they can have sex. #
• 00:40 While I'm waiting for them to call me back so I can go over and play the wii I am chillin' on justin.tv! ping.fm/saoow #
• 03:21 You are refreshed by waves of enthusiasm, but whatever new pos... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 04:05 I'd love the Blu-Ray version of Little Miss Sunshine! Buy it and get a month pass to undressjess.com! ping.fm/Ca0MD #

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