A day as a pornographer...

• 15:45 I just woke up! I sleep way too long when I take even half of a melatonin pill these days... #
• 16:05 Q:Do you consider yourself a geek? A:I am a huge geek. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/259001048 #
• 16:05 Q:Why are you answering questions at 3:30 in the morning?... A:What else would I be doing? ;) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/259004079 #
• 16:06 Q: are u a hoe A: Is your momma? www.society.me/q/15970/view #
• 16:06 Q: "What are you wearing right now? Pajamas! A t-shirt and sweatpants! :)" How about now.. and what a www.society.me/q/15971/view #
• 16:18 I'm changing the way I think because sometimes it's not very productive... Starting yesterday. #
• 16:28 Is "bootylicious" in the dictionary yet? Cause I invented it. Just ask Elizabeth! :) #
• 18:49 Damn it Jay melted my new pretty candle and a plastic jar of my brain supplement when he called himself "cooking" last night! >:( #
• 19:38 Ya smell like a cooch dancer! #
• 20:04 Time for tonight's Bath Time Fun member's only show on undres sjess.com! Come bathe with me! ping.fm/SeSWV #
• 21:55 Come chill with me! I just got out of the bathtub and I'm all pruneeeee! ping.fm/WebVN #
• 22:52 Jay and I ordered some salad and pizza from Muncheeze Pizza! @muncheezepizza Follow them via twitter! #
• 23:46 Q:Here's an interesting one, Captain America wielding a lig... A:Do they both have lightsabers? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/261600341 #
• 23:47 Q:Whats your fave comic book? A:Love and Rockets. formspring.me/Undre ssJess/q/261603132 #
• 23:48 Q:If you could fuck any super hero who would... A:Batman. Duh! Actually no... Joker. I wa... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/261605619 #
• 23:49 Q:hey jess,i aint a lawyer or anything but i wuz wondering ... A:My lawyer is working on it! :) formspring.me/UndressJess/q/261610095 #
• 23:50 Q: If I wanted 2 snd u sum sexy ass pics would u want dem? Dey gone b juss 4 u baby boo! A: Hahaha! What www.society.me/q/16215/view #
• 23:51 Q: which female superhero would u se dress up as and which superhero would you have sex with? lol A: Harle www.society.me/q/16216/view #
• 00:07 Checking out "Principal Arrested For Having Sex With Students" on Live to Twerk: ning.it/aRClyR Fucking gross. #
• 03:30 You are not ready to let someone else wrestle control from you... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/twittascope/?sign=11 #
• 04:59 Yep. ♫ blip.fm/~m61da #
• 05:02 This too. ♫ blip.fm/~m61he #
• 05:12 One of the best beats ever. ♫ blip.fm/~m61so #
• 05:32 I love this song every time anyone covers it, ♫ blip.fm/~m62es #
• 05:33 Q:If you could fuck any female celebrity, wh... A:I've said it once and I'll say it a millio... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/262023484 #
• 05:34 Q:You have a Harley Quinn costume? Dear God I may have just orgasmed thinking of... A:Yes I do! formspring.me/UndressJess/q/262024925 #
• 05:35 Q: Do you like Justin Bieber? A: Who? www.society.me/q/16293/view #
• 05:36 Q: What did you eat for breakfast? A: The same thing I ate just now. Blue corn chips and guacamole. www.society.me/q/16294/view #
• 05:36 Q: Who do you admire the most? A: Josephine Baker. www.society.me/q/16295/view #
• 05:37 Q:If you could change your name, what would you change it to?... A:Bootsy Diablo. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/262027847 #
• 05:38 O ld school. ♫ blip.fm/~m62mb #
• 05:42 Q:What 3 things do you think will become obsolete in the ... A:CDs, DVDs and desktop computers. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/262033836 #
• 05:43 Q: What is the best amusement park? A: Holiday World! :) www.society.me/q/16296/view #
• 05:44 Q: Which email service do you use? A: Really? Gmail dude. www.society.me/q/16297/view #
• 05:44 Q: What is the best flavor of ice cream? A: Peach. It's hard to find but it's fucking amazing . www.society.me/q/16298/view #

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