A day as a pornographer...

• 14:28 WTF is up with people giving me random advice on my brain & how it functions on twitter? They need to get a hobby. I am not that hobby. #
• 14:48 Someone has got "the brain damage" and it's not me... ping.fm/l4RrY Who are these people? #
• 15:00 I should have brought a big ass bottle of conditioner with me to Arizona. This weather is reaking havoc on my hair. #
• 17:09 I hope my hair will hurry up and dry so I can head on back to the convention hotel soon... #
• 18:05 I'm about to go back to the convention. But Jay refuses to come with me though so I have to g o alone. Cool. #
• 18:14 Maybe I convinced him to come. I dunno. I hope he doesn't get smashed this time. I really dislike babysitting drunks. #
• 18:15 I'm a big cry baby today. #
• 18:25 Don't forget that you guys in Arizona can come out and hang out with me at the "Meet & Greet" tonight! ping.fm/iExLF #
• 21:28 I miss having REAL hair extensions. These clips-ins are not cutting it. #
• 21:36 I want to have the sex with my new "Rock Chick" while Jay is in the shower... Awe too late! :( ping.fm/giMiA #
• 21:43 Getting ready to go hang with Dawn Marie, Faith and Rob at Monkey Pants! ping.fm/td09k You guys should cum too! ;) #
• 03:36 An overly optimistic attitude about your finances today can le... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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