A day as a pornographer...

• 11:20 I don't understand phones when I'm drunk. #
• 11:35 I cannot believe I am awake. AHHHHH! #
• 11:56 I'm so tired I could cry. #
• 13:12 I'm chilling out in Lynnville! #
• 22:11 I think we might be going to Lanhucks in a minute here... #
• 00:28 I just got home... AND I'm totally going to dye my hair back to it's natural color tonight! If you don't like it, sue me. #
• 00:30 Q:do you ever go out without undies on ? A:I don't EVER wear underwear. The y are hazardous ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/445898944 #
• 00:47 Q:you have a patch of hair down there, doesn... A:Feel better like how? I love my little pa... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/445931449 #
• 00:48 Q:I see you want to get some new breast what... A:I am at about a (small) 34d right now but ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/445933218 #
• 00:48 Q:i'll take good care of u jess....cook, clean, and make sure u get... A:That sounds amazing... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/445933781 #
• 00:53 The burlesque troupe "get-together" was so fucking awesome tonight! We did so much fun stuff! There was a fire and everything... #
• 01:06 Okay maybe I should wait until tomorrow to color my hair. I'm fucking tired as shit dude! #
• 01:29 I just dropped like 3 things on my right foot in the last 10 minutes. #
• 01:32 My stomach is so bloated and gassy right now... That's hot, RIGHT!?!?? ;) #
• 01:47 I just drunkenly bought the new LiveJournal book they have out now. Check it out, home slizzle! ping.fm/SSzk6 #
• 01:59 Q:would you ever consider laser hair removal A:Um, I'm not that hairy so I'm not sure why I ... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/446032928 #
• 02:04 My neighbor is totally having a party upstairs again. If I weren't so fucking worn out I'd go up there and party too! :( #
• 02:17 Q:feel better, as in doesn't it make play ti... A:The hair on my pussy does not affect the w... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/446051211 #
• 02:19 Q:if you don't wear undies, what do you do w... A:I don't wear skirts like ever. I'd like t... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/446053831 #
• 02:29 You might take your point of view too far today, which could b... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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