A day as a pornographer...

• 13:59 I'm pissed off and annoyed. Don't fuck with me right now. I have the Bi-Polar disorder and that's my fucking excuse. #
• 14:01 WANT! ping.fm/fve0u #
• 16:32 There is gonna be something about a burlesque class on Tyra today if anyone is interested... #
• 16:50 I think someone should submit me to the show "Hoarders" so someone will come clean and organize my house for me. #
• 16:53 Would any extreme foot fetish lover like to buy my really gross nasty old stripper shoes covered in crud and caked with sweat for $100? :) #
• 17:17 I flipping hate paying bills. But I did it anyways. #
• 17:46 I finally bought a REAL corset! YEAH! I'll have it for our next burlesque show now! ping.fm/3v0zY #
• 17:51 Hahahahaha! OMG . My ex-girlfriend just sent me a picture of her vagina all open and wet. #
• 18:16 I have about 2 hours to get 1000 unanswered emails down to 700. That's my goal anyways. #
• 18:41 I love it how everyone always thinks I'm wearing a wig when I'm not yet when I am no one even notices it's not my real hair. #
• 21:1 2 Sorry I'm late for tonight's bath time show. My laptop was acting dumb. But I'm here now so come on in! ping.fm/IwQaF #
• 22:03 Time for private shows from my bath tub! Want one? Uh huh, you do! ping.fm/TgLWL #
• 00:03 This is the awesome band that wants me to audition to be their singer! I love it! ping.fm/aKUT1 #
• 02:31 If a friend or co-worker has been relentlessly pushing against... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 03:03 You know... My life is really starting to come up wit h some awfully pretty roses. #
• 03:18 Lately I've been heavily contemplating the return of my old vegan ways. Yes? No? What about sushi? How would I live? So many questions! #

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