A day as a pornographer...

• 12:30 I kept resetting my alarm this morning & conjuring up excuses about why I couldn't go to high school today. This went on for 2 hours before #
• 12:46 MY FIRST REAL CORSET CAME TODAY! If only Brandi were in town to be the first to painfully lace me up:( I miss her! #
• 16:50 My appointments were a fail today. I was late to my therapist & went to the blood thinner clinic for no reason. Patsy made the appointment. #
• 17:02 I did go to the grocery today! I stocked up on clear and pureed soups for my cleanse as well as some yummy juices and a fiber mix! #
• 17:12 Q: How do you feel abotu curves? A: I hate mine but I love everyone else's! www.society.me/q/769699/view #
• 17:29 Q: Do you have a favourite Burlesque performer? Model? Porn star? A: Dirty Martini. Naomi Campbell. Al www.society.me/q/770037/view #
• 17:31 YQuiet Q: The web sex world is notoriously fickle, demanding and harsh. Not a situation that is stable, www.society.me/q/770144/view #
• 17:35 YQuiet Q: How long were you in ballet? Did you like it? Have you ever taken lessons on other styles o www.society.me/q/770254/view #
• 17:37 Q: I'm the one who asked for advice-- and I am certain it's what I want to do. I love the thrill of perf www.society.me/q/770311/view #
• 18:32 Okay what soup should I have for dinner? "Golden Mushroom" OR "Butternut Squash". #
• 18:44 OMG! I'm watching an episode of America's Next Top Model & I have to do this make-up look they did in the last runway show for Saki Tsunami! #
• 18:49 This is the make-up! It's white foundation but not like clown paint and peach blush on the apples of the cheeks! ping.fm/k4tDn #
• 19:42 I'm eating yesterdays home-made soup leftovers and watching the First Wives Club. I feel about as old as these bitches. #
• 21:20 I'm a little nauseous from trying to drink that nasty ass fiber drink bullshit. #
• 22:11 I fucking hate you and your fucking alcoholism. #
• 23:16 I'm gonna lay down and watch Roseanne and try to fall asleep. I have to go for a walk in appointment at my Doctors office tomorrow. #
• 23:20 I want some! ping.fm/eXdEk?scene=86640 ;) #
• 23:45 Do you think they'll all come to their senses? Or will it just be me? #
• 00:12 I am way full right now after day 2 of liquid fasting! I guess that fucking fiber worked! YEAH! :) #
• 01:59 I just can't fucking sleep. I swear being on anti-depressant and other psych meds for so long really fucked up my Christmas. #
• 02:27 Sweet Venus surprises you out of the blue today as she squares... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 03:06 If I take a Tylenol PM will I wake back up in 4 hours? Just one!?! #
• 03:34 I just spoke to my friend @CamerellaCams about something secret & she reminded me how important it is to accept myself just the way I am! :) #
• 03:57 I've always wanted to dance like I lived in the 60's and now I can! ping.fm/mQLqn #
• 04:54 OH MY JEEBUS! I HAZ AN IDEA! #
• 05:05 I just got the best idea for yet another burlesque number! My mind is working like magic even though it's supposed to be asleep. #
• 05:26 Oh wtf... I didn't even take the damn Tylenol PM I took the regular shit by accident! Great. I might as well just try to stay up until 8am. #
• 05:40 Oh neat! NOW I'm tired... As the sun is coming up so beautifully, this is the time my body thinks it's supposed to rest! #
• 05:44 If you have my number, please blow up my phone in 2 hours and 15 minutes to wake me up so I will go to the doctor. (8pm CST) #

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