A day as a pornographer...

• 10:52 Today I am sad. Kelley is leaving soon and I am gonna miss her with the best part of my insides:( #
• 11:04 I ate the last 2 pickles. I'm going back to bed but you hurt my feelings, asshole. #
• 13:24 I do not feel awesome today. My stomach is all effed up and I'm nauseous. I'm gonna eat some berries and try to chipper up. #
• 23:22 Sorry I missed my member show tonight guys! Burlesque practice went WAAAY late but I missed you and I'll be back on to see you tomorrow! :) #
• 23:25 I'm cramping like whoa. I think my period is coming soon or something but I thought I just fucking had it! #
• 23:59 Don't forget to add Saki Tsunami; the sexiest beast from the east to you facebook friend's list! ping.fm/ptgjE #
• 00:14 I need to get in bed guys. I am totally worn the fuck out from practice and tomorrow I'm gonna start training for ultimate fighting! Whoot! #
• 02:24 Life has been a bit of a roller-coaster ride as the potential ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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