A day as a pornographer...

• 13:22 Booo. My plans for you have fallen through:( #
• 13:31 Adderal is good to eat for breakfast. I like to start my day out right. #
• 13:39 Please don't send me emails packed full of hypothetical questions. Serious inquiries only, dumb asses. #
• 13:43 Make sure all of you add my incredible burlesque star "girl friend" to your facebook friends lists! ping.fm/ESso7 ;) #
• 14:14 Daily opinion time! Does pole dance have a place in classic burlesque? If so, in what circumstances? If not, why not? #
• 15:04 I fucking hate the pop-up video advertisements they have on livejournal now. Every time I log in to post something 3 videos start playing. #
• 15:37 I'm gonna copy the use of this song and fan idea. I'm just being honest... ping.fm/86igQ #
• 15:51 If you were wanting an example of my singing, here is a sort of shitty example from karaoke: ping.fm/tXtXC #
• 16:30 OMG! I have ultimate fighting trainage in only a half hour! Where's my sport bra? I hate that fucking thing... #
• 17:16 Where can I get a couple hundred 8 x 10 sexy glossy photos of myself printed off quickly and cheaply? #
• 17:28 I'm waiting for the lovely Amber to get back with me about going to train/work-out. I haven't heard from her yet though:( #
• 18:03 Welp since Amber never got back to me about working out I'm gonna take a nap. I'm sad. I was really looking forward to trying something new. #
• 18:04 And after my nap I'm gonna make a members only blog post, hang up some clothes and then check up on some forums I post in! #
• 18:20 When one soul mate dies, soon so does the other... ping.fm/PAYkS #
• 18:53 Amber called! We're going to work out now! Whoot, bitches! #
• 22:33 I punched some shit and rocked some cardio at the gym today! Then I stuffed my face with little chickens at Brandi's! Whoot, whoot! #
• 22:53 "I'm going to eat your face while fucking your brains out", said the red hot zombie vixen. #
• 23:00 Yo there! Members of undressjess.com go peep out my newest member's ONLY blog post! Holla! ping.fm/UPzlD #
• 23:08 Ooooh! Some wish list items arrived for Saki Tsunami today! Some paper dragons and that big ass Amy Winehouse wig! ping.fm/KyqCs #
• 23:34 It's walk the dog and sleep time now. Tomorrow I'm going to hit stuff again and also I'm going back to Zumba! I will be in pain... #
• 02:25 You are not afraid to take charge now that the powerful Scorpi... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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