A day as a pornographer...

• 12:02 Haha. I'm fucking hilarious when I drink. #
• 12:53 How'd I get so violent? #
• 15:38 I give in to sin because I like to practice what I preach. #
• 16:11 Gah! I put too many capers in my pasta! #
• 19:00 Jeeze my shoulders hurt from doing the punch bags the other day... I'll be ready to go back on Friday, Amber! #
• 19:02 I just got some booty! Now my house smells like sex... Did you guys catch the action via the spy cams? ;) #
• 19:21 Buy me this awesome sports bra and get a 2 month pass to undressjess.com or a 4 month pass to undressjess.net! ping.fm/U8WXm #
• 21:08 I'm running the water for my weekly "Bath Time Nudie Show" starting NOW on undressjess.com! ping.fm/wWbmS #
• 22:04 I'm doing private shows now! Come and see me LIVE and NUDE from my bathtub! ping.fm/2biMm #
• 00:51 Out of sight. Out of mind. #
• 00:53 I have 3 videos to edit tomorrow before I go to Zumba again with my ferociously sexy lady friend, Brandi! #
• 01:09 Please add the lovely burlesque bombshell, Saki Tsunami to your facebook friends list! She'll thank you with her shimmy! ping.fm/Bt01 #
• 01:31 Where can I get a really cheap bullet bra? I'm talking less than 30 bucks and something that looks mega retro. (NOT from WhatKatieDid.com!) #
• 02:10 I NEED to see a burlesque routine performed to this song... ping.fm/8hG0Z #
• 02:17 I am selling some totally gross ass crusty lucite 8 inch tall stripper shoes caked with feet sweat for $100. jessalux@undressjess.com Do it! #
• 02:22 Your key planet Uranus awakens y ou with an energizing bolt of ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 02:27 Do wedding singers still exist? Did they ever? I want karaoke at my wedding along with the burlesque troupe and my band performing. #
• 02:35 I want to lose my virginity to this song... ping.fm/maLuR #
• 02:56 My MP3 player broke awhile ago so I've been meandering through my old CDs I listened to in high school lately. ping.fm/uIGZj #

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