A day as a pornographer...

• 13:10 Haha! We're trying to go back home and the car's battery is dead. #
• 14:15 I made it home! Yay! I wanna go back tonight but I don't think I have it in me, and plus there are no more booze. #
• 14:38 I'm gonna take a nap and then practice some of my band's songs. I'm super stoked about our 1st show coming up on June 26th at Bullocks! #
• 14:46 If anyone wants to buy tickets to the burlesque show (coming up on the 13th of June) from me please contact me right away! I only have a few #
• 14:54 Q:What age did you first start getting into porn? A:When I was 18. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/618345978 #
• 14:55 Q:Wow! That was well said! I haven't seen an... A:You can see my boy/girl and girl/girl vide... formspring.me/UndressJess/q/618350378 #
• 14:55 Q:Whats you favorite kind of Music do you like? A:All sorts of indie rock. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/618352523 #
• 15:03 I'm almost up to 2000 friends on facebook! Add me now! ping.fm/SY0f8 :) #
• 15:42 I am so fucking tired and my dog is driving me bananas. #
• 16:47 I just fucking scratched a mosquito bite and noticed a fucking TON of bright red NEW stretch marks on the backs of both of my fucking legs. #
• 21:20 I'm gonna nap until time for my show at 10pm. I am in a really shitty mood and I am not looking forward to "entertaining". #
• 22:07 It's time for tonight's member show on undressjess.com! Be there, I'm waiting for you in my robe! :) ping.fm/RqNCc #
• 23:46 I had a memorable yet disappointing weekend. I won't go into details. #
• 23:56 I'm cooking a baked potato in the oven and watching "Sister Act" on TV Land. My doggie is a snuggle man! #
• 00:00 How long do you have to wait until you can tattoo over stretch marks? #
• 00:04 Please add Saki Tsunami to your facebook friends list to follow my burlesque performances and band gigs! ping.fm/z4xDN #
• 00:43 I hope my tater is ready now! But it's a flipping huge one so it may take longer to cook. What do you think? #
• 00:44 Yeah that monster tot isn't done yet damn it! I want it to hurry so I can eat it and go to bed! #
• 01:10 How can I soothe a ton of mosquito bites so they don't turn int o nasty little red welts? They always do that on me. #
• 01:13 I love it when people get mad at me about things I have no control over. #
• 01:25 Oh that's why I've been sitting around thinking about my diseased grandpa all day... He was a vet. #
• 01:33 This tater is flipping huge and was obviously made for two. Oh well I'll watch Tim and Eric and eat this slosh. #
• 01:50 ...You know that old thing, live fast, die young? Not my way. Live fast, sure, live too bloody fast sometimes, but die young? Die old. #
• 02:24 You can sense the world changing around you and the spe ed can ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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