A day as a pornographer...

• 12:32 I'm itchy all over and it's driving me up the wall. Fucking mosquitoes! #
• 12:36 Coffee and then I'm cleaning my house. I don't know how since I have no idea where I'm going to put everything but I'm going to try! #
• 13:49 I fucking hate cleaning. It stems back to my childhood which was filled with tons of "Mommy Dearest" moments. Cocorosie is making it better! #
• 20:04 I'm about to go to burlesque rehearsal and I am relatively pissed about it because I have so much else I need to be doing. Awesome. #
• 23:52 I am highly irritated. Thank god for tequila. #
• 00:47 I lost 2 lbs! Whoot! Whoot! :) #
• 02:23 You can think clearly and express your feelings, thanks to the... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 04:48 Q:Any plans to go to college? A:Been there, done that. formspring.me/UndressJess/q/625580922 #

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