A day as a pornographer...

• 13:03 I haven't checked yet but I really really really hope my computer is magically working properly again today. #
• 14:39 My friend is trying to win the pimp my pile contest, can you help me get votes? bit.ly/9bHe6T register and vote for "my boy blu" #
• 14:58 I'm in the mood for some dirty thought provoking cocaine sniffing disco... Sans the drugs, of course. #
• 15:06 Up. Side. Down. Boy you turn me! ping.fm/yVVI0 #
• 15:13 I need some purple shiny pants to wear while I dance around to this all by myself... ping.fm/9H5m2 #
• 15:34 Alright I'm gonna masturbate and then start getting ready for band practice. #
• 15:35 We are getting together a little earlier tonight and I wanna do my vocal warm-up and go over all of the songs before I leave. #
• 17:13 I am having an unbelievably bad hair day due to last nights "festivities". #
• 17:25 I'm off to band practice kids! I'll be back a little later! :) #
• 20:50 Is there another site like wheresmycellphone.com? I accidentally just drunkenly blocked my number from there and I can't find my phone. #
• 20:54 Tonight's web chat is about to start in less than 7 minutes! Come on down! ping.fm/jCSCE #
• 22:02 I;m so fucking tired right now... It's simply unbearable. #
• 02:21 It's becoming more difficult to keep your mind on the present ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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