A day as a pornographer...

• 08:21 I'm not going to Vegas. I just can't right now. I can't do it. #
• 08:27 So did they catch the murderer from down the street? #
• 08:30 I have seriously insane cramps right now. I haven't had menstrual cramps in like years. What gives? #
• 08:39 My grandma is bringing me a McDonald's breakfast. Shut up. It's delicious! #
• 08:53 God I fucking suck. Like I did when I was 20 years old. #
• 09:16 OMG. My grandma just got in an argument with me over the difference between a daisy chain and a gang bang. #
• 09:41 I have new stretch marks on my arms and tits. Kat thinks it could be my hormones going insane. I think it's the universe punishing me for be #
• 09:45 I'm saving myself for marriage. Obviously. #
• 09:47 I'm going back to bed. I'm ugly, stretchy and depressed. I'm in the mood to slice off all my wretched skin, goddamnit. ping.fm/t6qlb #
• 10:13 Take a bite of my "bad girl meat". ping.fm/CULSQ #
• 15:18 I just cried on Anitra for like an hour. I'm such a sane friend today. #
• 15:28 Does looking at old pictures sometimes scare you into thinking that the person in the photo can see/or knows that you are looking at them? #
• 15:37 My favorite porn ever is Debbie Loves Dallas by Eon McKai. ping.fm/wxbui #
• 16:17 Ack! I'm going to turn into a giant blueberry and explode. I'd rather be spicy little Veruca. ping.fm/Hi6jU #
• 17:03 Is it weird how I tend to dislike my oldest friends the most? I'm not talking about you Anitra, don't worry. #
• 19:55 I need a bottle of read wine, happy pills, a hot bath, a hot man slave with life's answers, the will to continue and a body massage. Sugges #
• 20:07 My lack of ability to emote properly (today at least) is summed up in a song! ping.fm/JIY06 #
• 20:57 Q:Hello Jessa is the footsign still ok to get from you s... A:Oh I totally forgot about that. I dunno I'm not curre... 4ms.me/c8NWVi #
• 20:58 Q:would you ever do ATM? A:Nah. At least not on purpose. I do tend to only have sex when I'm drunk though so I'm s... 4ms.me/aT6hp2 #
• 20:58 Q:hiiiiiiiii A:Hi. 4ms.me/9m23KV #
• 20:58 Q:sex A:Sometimes. 4ms.me/b06NrT #
• 20:59 Q:do you have a crush on anyone right now? A:Yes. 4ms.me/daxhxW #
• 20:59 Q:Why do you have so much stuff in your house? A:Because I collect things. It's a hobby. 4ms.me/cbyEKS #
• 20:59 Q:Do you still get along with your family? A:Yep. They love me even when I'm mean to them. 4ms.me/bBOEh6 #
• 20:59 Q:I was looking at your pictures from a while ago, how come you gained so much weight? A:To anger you. 4ms.me/9JiZrd #
• 21:00 Q:So there's no nudity on undressjess.net? A:Oh yeah! They are strip tease videos so they have lots and lots of ski... 4ms.me/bWYAMP #
• 21:01 Q:Then you don't enjoy sex, do you? A:I do sometimes and other times I don't. It depends on why I'm having sex in t... 4ms.me/a7ItPj #
• 21:15 Can I get this played at this week's Dark Wave Night at Bullock's on Thursday? ping.fm/FHvX8 #
• 21:34 Q:Do you remember the first time you 'went all the way'? A:Yep I was 13. His name was Col lin. 4ms.me/aGr0DJ #
• 23:02 Q:Describe an orgy in 5 words or less. A:Naked drunk people embarrassing themselves. 4ms.me/bOCWK4 #
• 23:07 I'm going to Hootie Hoots in Newburgh. I like Newburgh a lot better than where I'm living now. #
• 23:08 I'm having fun with #formspringme. Create an account and follow me at formspring.me/UndressJess #
• 02:23 Don't even bother attempting to regain control of your life to... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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