A day as a pornographer...

• 15:23 I'm not crying. It's just been raining on my face. #
• 16:16 Last night was Fun with a capital "F"! #
• 16:23 Q:who the top five people in your life that you wouldnt ... A:Like that I have gotten down and dirty with or that I ... 4ms.me/9qNaOt #
• 16:24 Q:Do you squirt? A:On occasion. But I can only do it if I'm having sex standing up and the other person is pounding... 4ms.me/9dRDEZ #
• 16:24 Q:Would u date a guy that made u laugh everyday are one that is rich? A:LAUGH! I love to laugh. 4ms.me/9MGzLq #
• 16:30 What is the fucking deal with facebook today...? #
• 16:50 THE DROP DEAD DARLINGS ARE TAKING OVER THE L.L.L. , VERY LIMITED SEATING CALL 909-3032 FOR tickets....$5 and $7 seating ...2 shows... 7pm an #
• 17:19 I like to buy people gifts like sexy v neck t-shirts and DVD box sets of cool television shows! ;) #
• 17:23 Q:What's the worst pick up line a guy has used on you? A:I actually don't think any guy has ever tried to pick me up... 4ms.me/dwBpws #
• 17:41 Q:In three simple sentences, describe how an orgasm feel... A:It feels like a burst of happy love squeezings in my v... 4ms.me/99AYmw #
• 17:41 Q:Do you lactate? A:Nope. I've never had kids so there is really no reason that I would even lactate. 4ms.me/9pdNVg #
• 17:56 I shat my britches, stopped up the toilet and now I have swamp ass. Great. #
• 21:10 Alejandro! ping.fm/gpy6W (This is strangely sort of like jack off material for me...) Enjoy! #
• 21:16 Q:Who takes out the trash? A:I do! 4ms.me/b8TNQ4 #
21:16 Q:What would be more painful; getting your nips and tong... A:Probably getting spanked, but that's why I love it. I... 4ms.me/dsYa0J #
• 22:49 Q:Probably ur top five that you are not currently sleepi... A:Do I have to know them personally or can they be like ... 4ms.me/93kqft #
• 23:08 Q:Lets say three personally and two rockstars A:Brandi, E. Rob, Steve Buscemi, Christopher Walken, Tom Waits. I had... 4ms.me/a1K6tC #
• 23:21 I had some impromptu vodka shots with Liz while out walking Jeb. Now I want eggy weggies #
• 23:48 I reall y feel like these people are jerking me around with them fixing my laptop. It's been like 2 months or some shit. #
• 23:58 This is my life... ping.fm/QHmWp #
• 02:22 You are being asked to set aside your scientific persona now a... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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