A day as a pornographer...

• 11:31 I love being stranded at peoples houses! Just kidding, I hate it. #
• 13:39 I want snuggles and love. I'm in love, did you know? #
• 13:52 How can I get rid of a massively swollen throat and a cough by tomorrow? I'm pretty sure it's allergies but I need to sing tomorrow! #
• 13:57 God damn it. I think I have a fucking yeast infection. Booooo to the effing max! #
• 14:12 My allergies are being so fucked right now. I can hardly breathe. #
• 14:27 It's time for my nap. Feel free to perform magick wiccan voodoo rituals to heal up my throat/lungs/breathing/coughing/allergy issues. #
• 14:32 Q: Thought I saw you this morning around 8 coming out of an apartment on 1st ave near Franklin St. Was www.society.me/q/1011506/view #
• 16:29 I'm never buying another HP laptop ever fucking again. #
• 16:42 It's hard to escape from the adult industry. I have no idea how I will make the transition without being evicted or going broke. #
• 16:46 The Burlesque Handbook arrived today via Saki's wish list. I'm stoked! ping.fm/Xu3cP #
• < em>18:21 Some people are total idiots. #
• 18:32 Q:Do you ever worry about your friends and family findin... A:No. They all know about it and I've very proud of mys... 4ms.me/d6IDiC #
• 18:32 Q:Do U Have A Joint? because it'd be alot COOLER, if ya did ;p A:I sure wish I had one... 4ms.me/9iTz3n #
• 18:32 Q:What kind of pantyhose do you wear? A:The kind from walgreens. Or dance tights. 4ms.me/cN6uZj #
• 18:32 Q:Will you take some photos with Anna Miller? A:I would! Yes! 4ms.me/dDvOdz #
• 18:33 Q:Also "On occasion. But I can only do it if I'm having ... A:No most people are too lazy to fuck me standing up and... 4ms.me/9iQ0A7 #
• 18:33 Q:From a some previous answers/questions on here..You mentioned getting "down and dirty" and "doin... A:Having the sex. 4ms.me/bje1KF #
• 18:41 I dislike semi-intellectuals. Please stop arguing about bullshit and go enjoy your fucking life. #
• 20:19 I'm sitting in my robe and pouting. I'd be interested in eating something but then again that would just make me even more... confused. #
• 21:23 Oh neat! I think I'm getting a fever. #
• 22:14 Q:If you had a cold and an admirer asked you to cough on him so he could have it too... A:Haha. Yes. That's romantic. 4ms.me/b4Tu4y #
• 23:06 It happens... #
• 02:21 You may be getting tired of all the high-energy people in your... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 02:31 Q:Why?!!!!!!! Why did this happen to me?! Now I'll never walk again and I'm only 19. Will you help... A:What happened? 4ms.me/dBzIEF #
• 02:31 Q:Why are you so conservitive? You remind me of an old Christian lady A:I idolize Sarah Palin. 4ms.me/a9e1xU #
• 02:37 Q:If a guy is too lazy to fuck u standing up,,wont u trade him in for a guy ... A:I'll try that thanks for the advice! 4ms.me/a6k7nz #

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