A day as a pornographer...

• 10:37 I have a top secret love for high school marching bands with awesome drum lines. Don't hate. #
• 10:43 Q:Have you ever dyed your pubic hair? A:Not yet. 4ms.me/9xmEB8 #
• 10:44 Q:Would you rather give or receave head? A:I equally enjoy both. 4ms.me/aQZ06Y #
• 10:45 Q:I'm curious, how would you work cuckolding into a sexu... A:Cuckolding isn't really like a fantasy. I flash somet... 4ms.me/arni6Y #
• 10:45 Q:What size cock do you like your partners to have? A:Large. 4ms.me/9SzE f5 #
• 10:45 Q:do you fuck me ? A:No I do not. 4ms.me/d3Q3vN #
• 10:45 Q:when you fart, does it smell like lemon pledge ? A:No. It smells like pretty little rotten eggs. 4ms.me/adVKPr #
• 10:54 I dislike "tmi". #
• 11:10 Tizzy! I've been sent! ping.fm/RSBZe #
• 11:19 He buys me frappucinos, let's me sometimes be the bigger spoon, & has excellent taste in media. His eyes see through me. ping.fm/DeBe #
• 11:51 Q:what kind of panties are you wearing today? A:I don't wear panties. You know this! 4ms.me/cnESPb #
• 11:51 Q:Would you let me buy you boobs? A:YES PLZ! Double Ds and under the muscle fool. 4ms.me/a5n6IC #
• 11:58 Q:what is the oddest object you've ever masturbated with? A:A pillow? A guy's ass? I humped it. 4ms.me/aSEE5R #
• 11:58 Q:Have you ever used a strapon on a guy? A:Yes. 4ms.me/dtruig #
• 12:15 Q:Does it turn you on answering a bu nch of dirty questio... A:It doesn't turn me on no. But I do find it entertaini... 4ms.me/aTX11K #
• 12:16 The Trailer Park Boys box sets are here but they don't fucking include the movies or the Christmas special. WTF!? #
• 12:20 My grandma got me this. ping.fm/HfvV2 Wasn't that nice of her? Erm. #
• 12:35 Q:being paid to have sex,, is much different than your p... A:No. I fuck the same either way. This may apply thoug... 4ms.me/aYi9BH #
• 12:39 Q:the only time a girl gets cum on her face is when she ... A:Wrong. It depends on her own persona l tastes. I don'... 4ms.me/bfRSVD #
• 12:41 The worst has happened. I'm losing weight but now my fucking tits are getting saggy as fuck. That's hot. #
• 15:38 I smell cigarettes in my fucking apartment. No one can ever smoke in here again unless you are bringing drugs or providing massive amounts #
• 15:50 Q:If you were deaply inlove with some one, would a three way ... A:Hmmm. Probably. I don't like to share like at all. 4ms.me/cU73Bk #
• 15:51 Q:If I was your man, would you let me eat another guys c... A:No. I don't let anyone jizz in there. That could cau... 4ms.me/afu00i #
• 15:54 Q:What do you consider a "nice body" on a man? A:A body with a functioning cock. 4ms.me/cqHwr7 #
• 16:26 If you just saw me running down the street with my dog... We were running away from a bird that was trying to attack us. WTF? #
• 16:31 Q:do you happen to own anything by victoria's secret pin... A:My mom used to work for Vicky Secret so I have a bunch... 4ms.me/cF8Mbe #
• 16:44 I haven't heard from Ron yet about getting together and going over the lyrics so I bet he got help up somewhere on his way home. Nap time! #
• 20:32 "I'm just slutty. Where's my parade? What about slut pride?"~Margaret Cho #
• 20:34 My stomach has gone berserk. I have shit over 15 times today. I better have lost at least 15 lbs from this. #
• 20:46 "I got highways for stretch marks, see where I've grown."~Ani Difranco #
• 02:23 Being active now is healthy for your body and mind. It's not s... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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