A day as a pornographer...

• 16:25 I don't know when the last time was that I had as much fun as I did last night. HOUSE PARTY! #
• 16:34 Really? ping.fm/QQWbn #
• 16:59 Q:If I buy a show will you squeal for me piggy? And shake that bacon filled whore ass? A:I don't eat bacon, silly! 4ms.me/clZGWH #
• 16:59 Q:Why you big ugly fat fuck now? Porky porky A:Just to upset you. 4ms.me/dljNTO #
• 17:01 Q:Hotter? Looking like roseanne barr's teletubbie baby is hot? What camwhore through the look... A:Roseanne is my hero. 4ms.me/b6hCqQ #
• 17:27 Q:What kind of ANONYMOUS person would take the time to s... A:The kind of person that suck at life and can't get lai... 4ms.me/9pUg8l #
• 17:30 OMG, this soup is awesome! I kind of want Chinese though. I get my appetite back when I'm off the Adderal. #
• 17:33 Q:Roseanne is my hero as well, and you're gorgeous. A:She's so cool! I love everything about her. And thank you! :... 4ms.me/dngGL1 #
• 18:00 Q:does brazzers/pornhub/ tube8/ all buy vidoes??? coz u ... A:Do they buy videos? No. Brazzers makes videos and po... 4ms .me/d4WocW #
• 18:06 Q:hmmm i think the guy who was just being a dick, was th... A:I have many haters. They probably have an "I hate Jes... 4ms.me/bsaqVS #
• 19:29 I just put in my delivery sushi Order for Zuki! Yay! #
• 19:32 Q:if i had a bag of apples in each arm would ya ever kick me in the junk just to have a laugh... A:It's quite possible. 4ms.me/drfi5s #
• 19:34 Q:Why would Brazzers pay for making videos?? when u can ... A:Without companies to make the porn the illegal tube si... 4ms.me/dbTrPW #
• 20:13 I'm gonna eat this sushi, watch a movie, walk the dog, take a bath and snuggle my ninja. All in a days work! #
• 22:10 I'm totally dying of this bladder infection. I hope I have enough energy to walk down to the doctors office and beg for antibiotics tomorro #
• 22:39 "I remember the first time I had sex - I still have the receipt. The girl was alive, as far as I could tell, she was warm and she was better #
• 23:37 Do a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a fluffy white rabbit? ~ 2Pac (Hahahahahaha! What's your phone number?) #
• 23:58 When god gave us mirrors he had no idea... ping.fm/fEvqZ #
• 02:09 I have to sleep by myself tonight for the first time in awhile. Lame. Oh well, Jeb's gonna get some major snuggle time tonight! #
• 02:11 I want to have stage presence like this... ping.fm/0nFSz I'm nervous as fuck about Saturday. I still have to memorize 5 songs by the #
• 02:25 The Sun in your 6th House of Routine forms a dynamic square wi... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 02:29 I finally forgot his number which is a success. However it's pretty lame that I just tried to call it. #
• 02:33 Q:what would u say is the best size of the dick for a gu... A:I prefer a girthy cock over a long one. It's honestly... 4ms.me/cLIKEy #
• 02:46 Oh! This feeling it is wonderful! Don't you ever turn it off! ping.fm/oh8xP #
• 02:55 Hiding your sins well, but I see the hell that your limbs speak. ping.fm/idPJ6 #
• 02:58 I'm tired... ping.fm/irc1U Goodnight. #
• 03:10 One last, then sleep. ping.fm/n2nA9 #
• 03:14 Q:How many sex partners u already had ?) do u write down the names , i ... A:I made a list recently. It's been 14 men. 4ms.me/a8enwD #
• 03:14 Q:i saw that many guys cum very lil at the end of the sc... A:I think it means they are on drugs and probably not ab... 4ms.me/b2Kkri #
• 03:20 I want someone to go down on me. I just saw the act in a random movie earlier. I need this. #
• 03:55 I just had the most terrifying dream ever! #

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