A day as a pornographer...

• 14:20 It's pasta and cornrow time! ;) #
• 14:23 You don't. Need to. Emerge. From. Nothing. #
• 14:26 Can anyone use my little camera thing to record our performance tonight at Bullock's? (The band I'm in and shit...) #
• 15:33 There is a christian hardcore band playing across the street consisting of a bunch of skinny 15-17 year old children. Please still do this? #
• 15:49 The Gorilla Monsoon is playing tonight at Bullock's!!! 10pm!!! Come give me a bunch of high fives! :) #
• 17:49 Who's coming to the show tonight at Bullock' s? My band is playing first at 10pm! We are The Gorilla Monsoon and we rule hard. #
• 18:11 Amique fucked up my hair and now she has to take out all of these damn corn rows and RESTART. Imma killah! :( #
• 18:32 Well fuck now we don't have time to braid my hair. Booooo! #
• 18:53 Can someone come and lace me up in my corset? I need HELP! :( #
• 21:08 We (The Gorilla Monsoon) are about to head out to Bullock's! I hope to see you there! #
• 02:23 You could bump into a stone wall of fear, only to discover tha... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 02:50 My spy cams were off all day due to my underage (17 yr old) cousin chillin' over here all day. I'm too drunk now but I'll reset them in the #
• 05:25 Q:Would you dress up as a nun and blow a priest in a confessional? A:Yes I would. In a heart beat. 4ms.me/byg4Id #
• 05:26 Q:Have you ever thought about engaging in beastiality? A:Oh hell no. 4ms.me/cnx0D9 #
• 05:36 Q: Xoxoxoxox. Just wanted to say hi!! Was checking my box and saw yours.. Hehe. How's my sexy lady?? A:Hi there! 4ms.me/bddWKH #
• 05:43 Q:what is your definition of ''creepy'' ????? A:Creepy in what sense? 4ms.me/9Km2xF #
• 05:44 Q:have u ever asked a guy to fuck ur ass ?))) A:Well sure. 4ms.me/aXQvsr #

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