A day as a pornographer...

• 15:35 I'm trying to call Brandi and my phone is randomly telling me that I don't have network coverage. What the fuck is that!? #
• 15:40 The show went awesome last night and I learned a lot about how I want to prepare for the next show we have in August! Now to learn the rest #
• 16:09 My phone has totally stopped sending or receiving messages or calls. This is karma, I'm sure of it. #
• 16:14 Can real butter spoil? And if so when would it spoil? #
• 16:15 What time is the river fire dancing tonight and where? I can go for once! #
• 16: 32 Someone please see this status update and know that my phone has stopped working and that I need a ride to burlesque practice at 5pm! #
• 16:45 Q:do you like to be spanked? A:OMG YES. Especially after I've been a very bad girl. 4ms.me/bdFFGg #
• 16:45 Q:Can you do costume porn? A:Yes! 4ms.me/aUFfsp #
• 16:45 Q:Have u ever stuck food in your vagina? A:Nope. That would cause either a bladder infection or a yeast infection. ... 4ms.me/b9mqfc #
• 16:46 Q:have you ever had a BBC? A:What's that? 4ms.me/c67crO #
• 16:46 Q:would you ever do a double dp A:Like with toys or with 2 dudes? No to the 2 dudes thing. That is just not for ... 4ms.me/aVjC9Z #
• 16:46 Q:Whats the bast compliment that a man could give a woman that he is in love with? A:That she completes him. 4ms.me/9RiNEq #
• 16:47 Q:lol but how can it bring pleasure ? i spent days to persuade my girl to let ... A:Ha, I think it depends on the girl. 4ms.me/bX23X9 #
• 16:48 I HAVE TO HAVE THIS SHIRT! ping.fm/u7ayS #
• 16:50 Q:your definition of a guy being ''CREEPY''???? what is ... A:My definition of creepy: www.trailerparkboys.co... 4ms.me/cDruvE #
• 16:50 Q:hi jess can give me shout out can you say HI BRAD FROM DOWN UNDER LOL A:Hi Brad from down under!!! ;) 4ms.me/a1ofZ8 #
• 16:52 Q:i just saw a porn star say she didnt want to be touche... A:It's her choice to fuck whoever she wants. Creepy to ... 4ms.me/b4EjT7 #
• 16:53 Q:Your a hypocrit. You do ''porn'', call yourself a star... A:I don't watch most porn because I don't support most p... 4ms.me/aZOX6a #
• 19:16 Q:What does your hot cumm taste like? A:Like vagina? 4ms.me/bBVpLL #
• 19:16 Q:Is the laptop still having problems with the connection? A:Not lately but it did once last week when I was trying ... 4ms.me/a4WYbt #
• 19:16 Q:How many animals do you have? A:4. 3 cats and 1 awesome doggie! 4ms.me/aSXvxP #
• 02:26 Although you like meeting new people, you might bump into some... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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