A day as a pornographer...

• 08:59 Why is it that everywhere I take my boyfriend, my ex boyfriend Steve (and major idiot) is always there. I mean EVERYWHERE. Lame. #
• 09:05 Stop now before it's too late. Been eating in the ghetto on a hundred dollar plate. Nothing lasts forever, that's the way it's gotta be. #
• 09:07 Q:Could you ever see yourself dating a poor, wretched chimbley sweep such as ... A:I ONLY date poor wretched chimbleys. 4ms.me/9eG6gV #
• 15:36 Why is the skin on my face so dry? Ack! I can hardly even move it. #
• 15:44 I'm starving and there is nothing to eat in the house... I want chicken f ingers, the good kind. #
• 16:09 Just call me "Old Miss Tree Trunk Legs". #
• 16:21 I heard this shit was awesome. I need some now. Have you guys seen it out at any local gas stations or grocery stores? ping.fm/wiFg #
• 16:23 Hahaha! "Weed in a can"... ping.fm/xDWht #
• 17:09 Q:Do you play any musical instruments, and are you any g... A:Nope. I wish I did though. I played the clarinet for... 4ms.me/dbLoaF #
• 17:11 Q:Do you pay the guys that appe ar in your movies? A:No. They are just dudes I'm dating (at the time of the video be... 4ms.me/aijTrd #
• 17:12 Q:Are you ready for a new boyfriend yet? A:I already got one. 4ms.me/cPmjrz #
• 17:12 Q:Do you ever miss the innocense that you had before doi... A:No, not really. I never was very innocent to begin with. 4ms.me/9Qb49P #
• 17:12 Q:Well you do footjobs sets and videos on your site i wo... A:I have never done that but if a guy I was dating was i... 4ms.me/9IZiw3 #
• 17:13 Q:BBC mean Big Black Cock. Was won dering if you've ever ... A:Oh! Ha, I don't discriminate. I've been with all the... 4ms.me/9agEuO #
• 17:14 Q:Can you do costume porn asap? i.e. dress up as a cop o... A:I don't like cop, nun or secretary role play. I think... 4ms.me/dnJhKW #
• 17:23 Where do I find good torrent files these days? I want to download the complete sonic youth discography again. #
• 17:37 Q:bit.ly/d3vomx do u th... A:For some reason formspring isn't letting me copy and p... 4ms.me/cgDzcr #
• 17:39 Please vote for my sexy friend Jade Parker to win this contest! She really is the hottest bitch up on there! ping.fm/0hahT #
• 17:40 Q:licking from your face? ass? chest/stomach? A:Huh? 4ms.me/bvK3bQ #
• 17:43 Time for Zuki sushi! Kanpai needs to start using the dine in delivery service STAT! #
• 18:18 What is the best natural thing to clean your dog's ears out with? #
• 18:31 I hate how the event invites go to your regular inbox on facebook. They need to separate that shit! It fucks me up trying to see my mail. #
• 19:39 How do two new boxes of brand new hair color just disappear? Gah! I hate my fucking house. It's terrible. #
• 20:57 My neighbor is an idiot. He's trying to prove a point by blasting Johnny Cash as loud as he can. #
• 21:00 I'm live on undressjess.com so come hang out and let's make fun of my retarded ass crippled neighbor together! #
• 22:18 I'm cam chatting online for FREE! (You can also buy a paid show!) ping.fm/mqTGh #
• 22:21 I'm supposed be going out tonight to Hootie Hoots in Newburgh but really all I want to do is snuggle Jeb & go to bed. Oh well. I can hack it #
• 22:58 I'm uploading a video of The Gorilla Monsoon's performance from last Saturday to Saki Tsunami's facebook profile! ping.fm/xNKo4 #
• 01:47 I need to cut them off. I can't stand them. #
• 02:24 You like to think of yourself as someone who can make independ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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