A day as a pornographer...

• 10:44 I just downloaded the discography's of Aphex Twin, Snoop Dog, Nick Cave and 2 Pac. What's should I get next for my new Zune? #
• 10:57 Click to vote for my sexy friend Jade Parker! She needs our support! ping.fm/ULSrp #
• 12:07 Look what sexiness I have coming for me to eat!!! ping.fm/Ma7uF #
• 12:14 My body was built for snuggles! ping.fm/ZI3fz #
• 12:20 Why do you I feel like all the girls my age are much older than me and the boys my age are much younger? How does that work? #
• 12:33 What will I put in my fabulous new sushi bag that Paulina got for me? I don't want it to get all messed up like my regular purses... #
• 13:04 I'm about to cry if my Chinese food doesn't arrive super soon. I'm so hungry it's giving me a headache. #
• 15:35 Riding in the car with my 17 year old cousin is stressful as fuck. I need an hour nap! #
• 16:49 Why is it that when I'm on adderal my poo smells metallic? Is it pulling iron out of me or something like that? There has to be a medical #
• 17:11 Anita Zanee is gearing up for burlesque class! Whoot bitches! #
• 17:15 Haha! I love Dawn Marie of ping.fm/hm4gP :) She's my little spoonie. #
• 17:17 I just decided to name my tomato plant Herman. I will take photo's of him later this week! #
• 17:38 Q:RT @msnbc: Sorry, guys: Up to 80 percent of women admi... A:I do not. If I don't cum then i just don't cum but I ... 4ms.me/9Z22rh #
• 17:38 Q:How old were you when you performed sexual acts for the first time? A:By myself or with another person? 4ms.me/aSHaBf #
• 17:41 Q:Imagine your having the best sex of your life. You cam... A:Sure. That's where I prefer it goes anyways and I'll ... 4ms.me/a0Y4QK #
• 19:55 Q:So what are you planing to go for a liveing after you... A:Well first of all I'd like to say I recognize your sna... 4ms.me/b2wmnW #
• 19:58 Q:Which non-sexual qualities do you like best in a man? A:The ability to snuggle and make yummy food. It's all a gi... 4ms.me/9Oufia #
• 19:58 Q:Hi jess do you get into much geek stuff? A:Like what kind of geek stuff? 4ms.me/9hAIYY #
• 21:17 Well GREAT! My laptop j ust fucked around and made me miss my fucking member show tonight. I am fucking pissed. I hate this laptop. #
• 22:04 Q:goin' on a date tomorrow.. need to seal the deal... an... A:I have no idea. Women aren't fuck machines that you c... 4ms.me/bbFNDw #
• 22:04 Q:What's your favorite chocolate thing? #favechocolate A:I do NOT like chocolate. I like white chocolate but that'... 4ms.me/c0JsWQ #
• 22:04 Q:bit.ly/DGDSY A:I can't copy and paste or click on links through formspring so I hav... 4ms.me/aezsdr #
• 22:04 Q:how old were you when you first had sex with a male? how was it? A:I was 13 and it was horribly painful. 4ms.me/aeFqN9 #
• 22:04 Q:when is your birthday?i was born july 3rd 1975. A:Feb 17th. 4ms.me/dqwyGD #
• 22:05 Q:how old wer you when you first had sex with a female? how was it? A:I was 17. It was awkward. 4ms.me/ayzptd #
• 22:05 Q:how old were you when you first had any kinda sex in front of a camera? what kind was i... A:I was 19 and it was hot. 4ms.me/bhctwO #
• 22:05 Q:how old were you when you frist had s ex all by your self? how was it? A:I was 3 or 4 years old. I'm a humper. 4ms.me/cQTf5k #
• 22:05 Q:are you on twitter? i am @fseanb A:Yes. I am @undressjess on twitter. 4ms.me/aXCqMq #
• 22:05 Q:Would you follow me? A:Follow you where? 4ms.me/dxUG7L #
• 22:25 Q:what is a humper? A:I hump pillows. Or hitachis. 4ms.me/a2z51N #
• 22:26 Q:how did you have sex when you were 3 or 4 years old? A:You asked when I had sex with myself first. I was masturba... 4ms.me/a0BKDP #
• 22:26 Q:How was your first time with a female akward? was she ... A:She was my age and it was awkward because it was my fi... 4ms.me/bcdZuZ #
• 22:26 Q:Would you follow me on formspring and twitter? @fseanb A:No. 4ms.me/9v2arF #
• 22:27 Q:What is a "hitachis"? A:A hitachi is a massage wand. 4ms.me/dkDjck #
• 22:27 Q:Why cant you just se your mouse and hold down the left bu... A:Because for some reason formspring doesn't allow that. 4ms.me/bCtUWv #
• 22:28 Q:did you brake your cherry at age 3 or 4 when you masterbated? A:No because I wasn't inserting anything. 4ms.me/9G4OLy #
• 22:31 Q:why wont you follow me??? A:I don't really follow anyone on here unless I know them personally. On twitter I am t... 4ms.me/dB1aVi #
• 22:31 Q:how can you masterbate with out inserting anything? A:Well lots of ways but personally I would hump things. 4ms.me/aGgBtl #
• 22:31 Q:you had a massage wand when ou were 3 or 4? A:No. 4ms.me/asLYKC #
• 22:32 Q:i can copy thi ngs that way on formspring. i bet i am not... A:Well that's awesome for you but it doesn't work for me. 4ms.me/aMbCjH #
• 22:37 Q:how old were you when you frist had an orgasum with a fe... A:The first time I had sex with a female. When I was 17. 4ms.me/de04cH #
• 22:37 Q:how old were you when you frist had an orgasum by yourself? A:Probably 4. 4ms.me/cRx9JH #
• 22:37 Q:how old were you when you frist had an orgasum with a male? A:17. 4ms.me/bPXm4w #
• 22:39 Q:i thought the deffinition of female masterbastion was . .. A:No. mas·tur·ba·tion n.Excitation of one's own or a... 4ms.me/9dIEHQ #
• 22:43 Q:at 3 or 4 did you realy know what sex was? did you kno... A:No I didn't know what sex was. But I knew that if I h... 4ms.me/9qbk6n #
• 02:26 Watch your pocketbook now because you may obsess over a fantas... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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