A day as a pornographer...

• 10:55 Q:*☼*♥.·**•.☼ ❀peace❀ A:Thanks! 4ms.me/aR0Tfu #
• 10:55 Q:how old were you the last time you had an organsum? how? A:Uh the age I am now and by fucking. 4ms.me/cvSwf6 #
• 10:55 Q:Can you answer my question that appear on my MySpace blog?tinyurl.com/27... A:No. I don't go to random links. 4ms.me/9E3Zsj #
• 10:56 Q:why are you so awesome A:Because the lord made me this way! 4ms.me/alOrmG #
• 10:56 Q:What was the nature of t he last convention you were ever at? Comics? Home show? What? A:Porn. 4ms.me/9jzVUB #
• 10:56 Q:What is your favorite Portishead song? A:Ohhh! Good question! Maybe Dummy? 4ms.me/a2oywb #
• 10:56 Q:so how old r u now ?)) A:22. 4ms.me/ckmcjK #
• 10:56 Q:do i ask too many questions? HOW COME? A:YES. Please stop. 4ms.me/coy2rj #
• 10:57 Q:after age 18 did anyone ever walk in on you masterbateing? who was it? what happend? A:No. 4ms.me/cB2njL #
• 10:57 Q:after you were 18 did any one ever walk in on you having sex with somone. what happend?... A:That has never happened. 4ms.me/dsdzPt #
• 10:57 Q:when you were under 18 years old did anyone ever catch... A:Once my grandma caught me and just closed the door imm... 4ms.me/cKbula #
• 10:58 Q:How in the world did you FIRST learn that if you hump stuff there would be an expl... A:When I was about 4 years old. 4ms.me/b98wAt #
• 11:01 OMG! OMG! I'm downloading "Alejandro the Remixes"!!!!! #
• 18:26 I slept 6 hours last night at Paul's house, then got home and slept another 6 hours. Why am I still fucking tired? #
• 18:28 I wonder how many times The Jonas Brothers have been high on cocaine during their concerts. Does anyone else want to know stuff like this? #
• 18:37 Formspring is not working and it makes me sad... :( #
• 18:41 I miss having a real weave. But I don't have 1000 bucks to throw away on my vanity at this time... Donations please? #
• 19:37 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward... For personal reasons... ;) 4ms.me/aheYKl #
• 19:37 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward. For personal reasons... ;) 4ms.me/cIGNcK #
• 19:39 WHat is something no one has ever asked you that you w… — I'm not exactly sure... I think I'm a pretty open book… 4ms.me/91LTEo #
• 19:42 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward. For personal reasons... ;) 4ms.me/asfoh6 #
• 19:48 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward... For personal reasons. ;) 4ms.me/bMRoyk #
• 19:49 Team Spong ebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward... For personal reasons! ;) 4ms.me/dxzrBV #
• 19:57 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward. For personal reasons... ;) 4ms.me/cdtSqb #
• 19:58 Who's coming to Dark Wave night at Bullock's Tavern tonight? You'll all need to buy my drinks because I'm temporarily broke. #
• 20:02 I cry every time I watch "This Is It". I miss him. #
• 20:19 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward. For personal reasons. ;) 4ms.me/cM6rX4 #
• 20:41 Stupid question... How do you turn off a Zune? I think I'm doing it wrong and my batteries are running down super fast. HELP! #
• 20:42 What's your secret to giving incredible head? (Ps. Love your site!) — Practice. And thanks! 4ms.me/aNQL9K #
• 20:43 would you please ask me questions too? — No. I don't usually ask people questions on here. 4ms.me/cQIB4i #
• 20:46 Please explain WHO would like this and what went wrong… — I've seen the vacuum latex thing before. To each thei… 4ms.me/cjIXxi #
• 20:48 Miss Lux, You're laying in the grass being mellow when… — Hahahahaha. Wtf. Um, I'd probably pass out from shock. 4ms.me/dw3XtC #
• 20:48 Have you ever had some creeper ask too many questions? — Yes! 4ms.me/cSzyXr #
• 20:48 How can somone ask you too many questions if that is t… — Because I like a variety of people to ask them. Not j… 4ms.me/aCtVNt #
• 20:48 what is a "Portishead"? huh? — A band. 4ms.me/dqnqBN #
• 20:49 when your mom cought you what did she tell you in the � �� — That's it's normal and I shouldn't be ashamed. But I … 4ms.me/cl3ji2 #
• 20:50 HOW HOW HOW (not when) in the world did you FIRST learn that if you hump stuf… — I have no idea. I don't remember. 4ms.me/akhb04 #
• 20:53 Where were you and what were you doing when you first heard that Michael Jackson had died? #
• 20:59 Team Spongebob or Team Squidard? how come? — Squidward. For personal reasons... ;) 4ms.me/aEp3a0 #
• 21:05 how much longer do you see yourself using formspring, and is it cool… — As long as I'm around I guess. I en joy it! 4ms.me/a3gUiv #
• 21:13 I do not think your an open book. IF i did think that … — Well I'm pretty open with answering all of them so I t… 4ms.me/b9bSMl #
• 21:16 My fucking computer did it again. It didn't open up my fucking chat window until 15 after when the show is canceled. This is total bullshit. #
• 21:37 yo, just saw your twitter ...apple just released the ipad if ur a member of twit… — I'm not going to click on that. 4ms.me/bSzegO #
• 21:44 Please take the time to vote for my sexy buddy Jade Parker! It only takes 2 seconds! ping.fm/Xk2wa #
• 22:15 Favorite vixen/pin-up: Bettie Page, Rita Hayworth, Marilyn Monroe, Mimi Van Doren or other? — Jane Mansfield. 4ms.me/b3lRnC #
• 22:15 Is it worse to answer these questions or struggle thro… — Ha! I like answering them but the insane spelling and… 4ms.me/bEsexl #
• 22:16 Crrrrrreaperrrrr...lol.Who's your fav ninja turtle? — I dunno. I never watched that show. 4ms.me/dwAg5e #
• 22:18 whats your favorite kind of dance? — Modern. 4ms.me/b0sRvJ < a href="http://twitter.com/UndressJess/statuses/17541947414">#
• 02:27 You could be confused at work if someone appears to be avoidin... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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