A day as a pornographer...

• 06:05 How old were you when you performed sexual acts with another person for the first time? — 13. 4ms.me/cv9i2Q #
• 06:05 why do girls go back to the same ways of getting a botfriend?? its like … — Ummm, what are you trying to say there? 4ms.me/8Xr2A3 #
• 15:06 What's the craziest thing you were ever dared to do? — Like in what situation? 4ms.me/bIow6t #
• 15:08 Do you usually listen to music though headphones, a st… — Through my zune or computer hooked up to my little bos… 4ms.me/crN4p5 #
• 15:08 why you doesn't like the new forms!? sorry, but i from brazil! — What new forms? 4ms.me/cMKsFO #
• 15:09 Dear Mistress Von Lux,Werewolf, Dracula, and Frankenstien...Kill/fuck/marry?T… — This is extremely confusing to me. 4ms.me/dDtjEY #
• 15:13 How do you stay so sweet when you have 35 year old los… — I'm not that sweet but although I get some hateful com… 4ms.me/95176d #
• 15:14 What's the oldest piece of clothing you still own and … — I have lots of old clothes that I still wear but one t… 4ms.me/cauLSX #
• 15:14 what is you favorite thing on web? — Facebook. I'm addicted. 4ms.me/d5jcUs #
• 15:15 Good morning chicken fingers! :) #
• 15:23 I had a bunch of really fucking scary sex dreams last night. #
• 17:22 I'm the microphone assassin! #
• 21:45 I fucking hate fireworks. I need a nappy poo. I might steal a deviled egg out of the extra ones I bought for Brandi's party tomorrow. #
• 21:47 Are the downtown fireworks tonight? If so when do they start? Someone call me. I'll be to lounged out on the couch to check facebook/twitter #
• 21:53 "Don't you have some offs to fuck?" - Ricky #
• 01:00 I'm getting some kind of weird fucking vibe right now... #
• 01:41 Most men in this world are numb skull idiots but not you. how does that work? #
• 02:23 You are quite intense now and the power of your convictions ca... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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