A day as a pornographer...

• 15:27 Little Suzy Sinclaire and her box of puppies and Kittens are surrounded by six zombie… — Pistol whip those fuckers! 4ms.me/c6dBa4 #
• 15:27 If you have NOT been to www.formspring.me/account/inbox today please g… — Um, okay? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/769257428 #
• 15:27 Welcome back! — Welcome back to where? formspring.me/UndressJess/q/769258074 #
• 15:28 In this heat; how are you keeping cool? what are you w… — I am staying inside where there is air condition. I a… 4ms.me/a0tbin #
• 15:30 What thing/stuff have you done so far today? howe did … — Feem? I have been laying in bed all day snuggling a s… 4ms.me/bmhtSt #
• 15:30 Question: are you seeing my tweets in duplicate? — No. 4ms.me/antU5F #
• 15:33 This fucking guy has sent me 60 (on top of the 100s I haven't even had a chance to answer yet) questions on formspring in the last 12 hours. #
• 15:48 I put sriracha in my potato salad! #
• 15:56 I'm making spicy seafood udon noo dles to eat with my sriracha infused tater salad. YUMMERS! #
• 16:32 Check out my SEXY new exclusive movie on RUDE: www.rude.com/UndressJess?myflix #
• 17:01 I'm full of hot and spicy yum yums now. I wish I had snuggles too! Oh well. That Jeb dog will do! #
• 17:04 I'm looking at fseanb.blogspot.com/ "sean's… — I do not go to random links via formspring. We've bee… 4ms.me/9qUzry #
• 17:07 WHat question do you get asked most? what is your answ… — What do you mean "how come"? Are you just fucking wit… 4ms.me/bEozCd #
• 17:11 do you wear high heels? if yes, what is your shoe size… — Not usually because I'm lazy and I only usually wear j… 4ms.me/bS209L #
• 17:11 i am just saying that getting to know me makes me a nice guy and if and when y… — No I don't understand better now. 4ms.me/9HoMl8 #
• 17:11 Did you wash your hands today? — No. I'm disgusting. 4ms.me/dBCacd #
• 17:14 I finally fucking found Adam Groves on myspace. Now I can bother the piss out of him... #
• 17:18 Could I be the 1000 answered question? — I dunno? Where does it say what number the question is? 4ms.me/c8EXgX #
• 17:46 I met you at JCPenny! I think your name tag... Said JENNY! #
• 17:52 It says right to left of the questions. It is just below your bio. I'm not the 1000t… — Well keep them coming then! 4ms.me/cWIO0L #
• 17:52 why do you love spongebob. please explane well. — I do not love SpongeBob. 4ms.me/aI8UzB #
• 17:53 Who is the Ugliest/prettiest person on twitter? ( answer honestly) — I have no idea. 4ms.me/cjndf6 #
• 17:53 what is the most interesting or shocking thing you know about Spongebob? how … — I don't know jack about SpongeBob. 4ms.me/ad94Zl #
• 17:53 Why dont you ask a lot of questions?? Why dont you ask ME questons? — Because I don't care to. 4ms.me/cDnwg8 #
• 17:54 FEEM = FEEL — This is not a question. 4ms.me/dvyav3 #
• 17:55 I need to make some pasties for Liz's class but I neeeeeeeed some white sequins first. She may be mad that they won't be done tomorro w. :( #
• 18:00 What is something no one has ever asked you that you w… — I'd like to be asked what my first words were. What w… 4ms.me/cqTQWe #
• 18:01 FEEM = FEEL What thing/stuff have you done so far today? howe did you feem while doing them? … — I answered this... 4ms.me/bNYlNS #
• 18:02 HOW COME THAT IS YOUR ANSWER? WHat question do you get… — "What is your favorite sexual position?" The answer to… 4ms.me/c9Qomm #
• 18:02 I want your autograph. How do I go about doing that? — Find me and have a pen or marker availab le. 4ms.me/9Bj7iO #
• 18:09 HEY THERE, have you seen www.formspring.me/PUPP… — No links via Formspring please. The next one will get… 4ms.me/9Xq2iQ #
• 18:16 I have a shit ton of beer on my hands right now. Who wants to have a mini party with me? #
• 18:44 I just uploaded an exclusive HOT movie to RUDE: www.rude.com/UndressJess?myflix #
• 19:49 My flash has been crashing all day again today. I hope it works for my member's show tonight! Is anyone else having flash problems lately ? #
• 20:54 I wanna smash all the mirrors in my house. #
• 21:20 What age did your boobs start growing? — I was in third grade when I got like little puffs. Then when I was aroun… 4ms.me/bygU5P #
• 21:33 Dude we (The Gorilla Monsoon) is playing at Woody's on July 29th! We are opening up for a national touring band! #
• 22:11 I'm in my member chat on undressjess.com! So far, so good... No flash issues quite yet! ping.fm/PqxAp #
• 22:13 I pick my eyeshadow colors in accordance with ancient pagan col or theory. That's awesome and pitiful at the same time. #
• 22:28 I perpetually live in 1996. Don't hate. #
• 23:05 Nausea! ping.fm/wRKKS #
• 23:16 Out of everything in your bio what is your favorite thing to do? — Dance! 4ms.me/bzmIYW #
• 23:17 Do you have strong legs? Can you do the splits? — Yes I do. Have you seen them? They are tree trunks. And yep I… 4ms.me/a1Vxou #
• 23:17 Do you love southern BBQ or fried chicken? — I don't eat meat attached to bone s. 4ms.me/bsxOWg #
• 23:43 have u been with black guys? — Uh huh. Well guy. Singular. 4ms.me/cf1bIN #
• 23:44 I am not sure what kinda trees you have where you live but in the USA the trees are much later and thicker… — Okay. 4ms.me/dsHkEk #
• 23:44 What meat do you eat? — Fish and processed stuff where I can't recognize what animal it came from. 4ms.me/9axi4L #
• 23:47 When was the last time you got a good question on here? — They are all pretty good usually! 4ms.me/bBr6j0 #
• 23:47 What's you favorite show on @tlc? — I don't watch tlc. 4ms.me/deir6N #
• 23:47 What is your boob size? (if you do not know then go check the tag on your bra, please.) — 34 D. 4ms.me/aVQjJx #
• 23:47 What is your "normal adult" boob size? — 34 A. 4ms.me/cfMGKW #
• 23:48 Would you be happy if within the next 5 years you'd have a husband, children and … — Possibly. Minus the children. 4ms.me/9oLrFq #
• 23:48 Would you please block fseanb for the sake of the rest of us? — Hahaha! I'm thinking about it. 4ms.me/aNvncx #
• 00:01 IF i take all the meat off the bones will you eat it? — Maybe. If it's chicken. 4ms.me/9NPGMM #
• 00:03 fseanb is like spam, please send him to the junkmail folder. — I'm working on it... 4ms.me/aPKtsD #
• 00:04 You know, it's kind of a dilemma because the weirdness of fseanb… — I kind of agree with that. My day was restful! 4ms.me/cVRQKB #
• 00:04 In case you missed it on twitter , another vote for the block. — Done! 4ms.me/9lnyx7 #
• 00:04 ever had a threesome or better yet, a foursome? — Yes and yes. 4ms.me/9ZcToQ #
• 00:04 Why do you not eat meat from the bone? — Because it's gross. 4ms.me/d88SCr #
• 00:04 Did you know that fish meat is on the bone? — Not when I see it. 4ms.me/bOwWrg #
• 00:04 Any other race? — Any other race what? 4ms.me/dyNRJD #
• 00:05 Damn jus t saw them. do you enjoy wrapping them around… — I've never tried like sexually. I have done this in b… 4ms.me/9FhVZ9 #
• 00:06 Where do you find the patience to answer all the inane, ridicul… — I just banned that guy. He was driving me nuts! 4ms.me/9k11Pu #
• 00:06 this is a Chicken apple walnut mixed green salad topped with gorganzola & raspberry vinegar… — That sounds AWESOME! 4ms.me/bL8WAX #
• 00:08 Whats your favorite ballet? — I'm not really into traditional ballets. 4ms.me/dzGLMo #
• 00:08 what are your "desert island scenario" sex toys? also,… — I don't need sex toys and I don't really like porn and… 4ms.me/cx7zSF #
• 00:27 any other race besides a black guy or a white guy...asian? spanish? — I've done them all. 4ms.me/a60lmU #
• 02:23 You might have an argument with someone you like today, possib... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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