A day as a pornographer...

• 06:22 I'm kind of hungry... But mostly in excessive pain. #
• 08:02 ping.fm/6iBWZ Just saying... #
• 08:05 By the way Liz, this bra is amazing. I'm lifted AND separated! #
• 08:19 How long have you been a ballerina? — Since forever. 4ms.me/dpmOTl #
• 08:20 Are you rough or gentle on your pantyhose? — Rough. 4ms.me/bXoENT #
• 08:20 Are you down to smoke budz? — Fuck yes I am. 4ms.me/aqLrxl #
• 08:26 Well awesome! I'm getting pains in my back and kidneys now. #
• 16:44 I just pretty much slept the entire day away & woke up to a blood bath in my pants. Do I run hot or cold water over that to keep it from st #
• 17:37 Can someone in town seriously run to GNC for me to pick up something for my bladder infection and deliver it back to me? #
• 17:54 Dear Miss Lux, So you're walkin down by the river enjoyin the summer night heat when … — I don't talk to strangers. 4ms.me/adpUNK #
• 17:54 do you think you got a nice ass? — I don't mind it. 4ms.me/9RU0T2 #
• 17:55 whatis your facebook? — www.facebook.com/theUndressJess 4ms.me/cfQdAT #
• 18:44 There is a pretty storm going on outside. I want to go roll around in it. #
• 18:46 I just stole the entire Deerhoof and Xiu Xiu discographies. I'm a naughty naughty pirate. #
• 18:49 I've stopped believing in everything you tell me. That's a shame really. #
• 19:37 A hundred dollars used to be more than enough. #
• 20:26 Dear girl I knew and disliked in high school... I knew that mixed brother of yours was NOT adopted. Your mom had a fucking affair, duh. #
• 20:59 Dude, at this point I'm getting used to the pain of my bladder rotting away and kidneys failing. That sucks. #
• 21:44 do you sometimes fart? — Well of course! 4ms.me/dqGprn #
• 21:45 do you have a boyfriend? — Uh huh. 4ms.me/9lB5oF #
• 22:34 I couldn't help myself! I eated it already and it was delicious! #
• 22:49 do you have a pair of pointe shoes? if so, what kind? — I have one pair of good ones and bunches of old worn out o… 4ms.me/b2DNEx #
• 22:50 Not a question.. Statement. I love my Jess!!! Xoxoxo. Just wanna let ya know. In case I haven't sa… — Thank you! :) 4ms.me/bBdGbb #
• 22:50 Wow. I only read what seems to be "a few" of that fsea… — I haven't yet! There are still a bunch in my inbox fr… 4ms.me/d02rQs #
• 22:52 I'm about to go pee. Wish me luck. #
• 23:10 Would you like to travel to th e Netherlands? If you do… — I wouldn't mind checking out the Netherlands and I cer… 4ms.me/ausBwe #
• 01:49 Boooo! No snuggles tonight due to my illness. I have to stay home and heal (and squeal.) #
• 01:51 One more serving of apple cider vinegar, cystex, colloidal silver, water and a cranberry extract pill and then rest. #
• 02:23 You are driven to be your wonderful quirky self now while simu... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 02:53 Get me this awesome knife with the brass knuckle grip! I need it for um... "Protection"! ;) ping.fm/Xkv0z #

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