A day as a pornographer...

• 11:44 I just peed with out it killing me but I still feel weird as fuck. Probably due to me drinking blueberry vodka last night like a retard. #
• 11:49 A little more hydration and back to bed for this sista! #
• 11:51 have ever farted in front of your bf? — Haha! Yes! 4ms.me/aWMwrm #
• 12:05 would you allow your bf to spank you? — Um yes? Duh. 4ms.me/bA8eEf #
• 16:14 I ordered a fucking pizza! Yay! :) #
• 16:15 Do you hate Me? — Why would I hate you? 4ms.me/91uRv9 #
• 16:16 Hey Jess Hot Stuff do you ever walk around you house b… — I do when I get out of the shower... And I don't know … 4ms.me/9lePae #
• 16:16 do you often wear a thong? — Hell no. 4ms.me/bMX7Xe #
• 16:16 would you mind it if your bf was always grabbing and slapping… — Haha! As long as it didn't start leaving bruises. 4ms.me/abV5zx #
• 16:16 Where would you most like to vacation? — Seattle or New Orleans. 4ms.me/d4py4G #
• 16:35 I love meeting new and interesting friends from the internet! That's so exciting! #
• 17:02 Since I have a bladder infection I'm gonna skip my show tonight & instead catch a roller derby thing and then go see Bulimia perform at Bull #
• 17:07 Awe man! Nevermind on the derby thing (probably!) since it's not my friend Megan's team! :( #
• 17:11 Okay just in case I DID go, where is this derby thing being held tonight? #
• 17:15 Hey Models Plugin gals! I canceled my show tonight so that frees up a space at 10pm CST if any of you sexy ladies wanna take it! #
• 18:50 What is "chetty"? #
• 20:16 I have to paint on a face now so I can stuff it with sushi type stuffs. #
• 20:26 My futon smells like shit... Literally. #
• 22:14 WTF!? There are like 20 modern day "Heathers" partying drunkenly outside of my fucking apartment. I hate the summer. #
• 02:23 You don't want anyone questioning your ability to do your job ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #
• 03:42 Thanks to everyone for telling him what a fucking hor rible person he is. I don't need to deal with this shit. #

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