A day as a pornographer...

• 17:00 Last night was fucking weird as fuck. I saw a bunch of random people I haven't seen in years. #
• 17:00 Joey who hates women was there and was harassing me about telling people how he's an abusive stalker... #
• 17:01 Who then accused me of telling people he raped me which never happened nor would I lie and say something like that happened. #
• 17:01 Then after getting in my face and accusing me of this he laughs maniacally and runs away. I do NOT want him anywhere near me ever again. #
• 17:04 We have burlesque practice that I guess started an hour ago & I just woke up & it feels like my kidneys are b ursting though my urethra with #
• 17:08 So all and all... Last night was really strange but at least I got some booty! (Even though I have a bladder infection & shouldn't be doing #
• 21:06 I'm home from practice now. We choreographed a whole song from our opening number today. I need a brain tune up to remember it all though. #
• 21:12 My man friend and I make out in our sleep. I enjoy this and think about it often. I am a robot. #
• 21:38 MUST HAVE TACOS! #
• 23:03 Max has a facebook account now! (We were best friends one whole summer... If that's what they ca ll it these days.) He's cool! #
• 02:18 Jesus! Peephole just fucking let bygones be bygones and let me back in. Fuck! #
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