A day as a pornographer...

• 10:33 You burnt down my magical white castle in Shangri-La. #
• 10:50 I want to get a mall job again. I dunno if anyone would hire me though since I don't have "work experience" for like 5 years. #
• 11:02 is so ugly the french parliament passed a law REQUIRING her to cover her face. #
• 11:08 You know that blood wrenching splitting feeling in your chest when you know everything has changed? Yeah, that's lame. #
• 11:46 You're not Pablo Picasso, man. Just get out of my fucking head NOW. Move out of town or something like you had planned. What happened to #
• 21:02 I just had a bunch of really flipping strange sexually charged dreams. My mind needs to stop that! #
• 02:25 You could be feeling let down today, just as you might on the ... More for Aquarius twittascope.com/?sign=11 #

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